If you’re like us, you wanted to be an exchange student in the U.K., if only to have the luxury of Wispa chocolate sold at the grocery stores.

Bobby’s got your back now. This Anglophile-friendly store offers a delectable assortment of tried-and-true British favorites—like fruit relish, gin and microwavable cookies—putting an end to the numerous beans-and-toast gibes. So rent a Hugh Grant number at Alphaville, stock up on tasty fare at Bobby’s and call it a night at home.

Beware: The prices reflect the scarcity of the products.